funny words (baka)
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jopparaččatta.
I'm drunk.
kanji
nomiširo
drink money, drinking money
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meidokissa
maid cafe
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cubonomadžin
džin z láhve
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čikubi wo namete.
Lízej mi bradavky.
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baišun'jado kara detekita tokoro wo juudžin ni mirarete bacu ga warukatta .
As I left the brothel, I was embarrassed to be seen by my friends.
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kuma ha jama ni sumu.
The bear lives in the mountains.
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wataši no ie ha hakaba nojouni šizuka desu.
My house is as quiet as a graveyard.
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džimotonobi-ru
local beer
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mukašinohitohatoudžinikabočawotaberutonagaikisurutoiu.
Staří lidé říkají, že kdo jí dýni o zimním slunovratu, bude dlouho žít.
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kinijotteuowomotomu
(id) to be unable to accomplish something because one has chosen the wrong method, to ask for the impossible, to look for fish by climbing a tree (Mencius)
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boku ga kono baka Ｔšacu wo kiteitara,nihondžin ga boku wo mite waratteimašita.
Když jsem na sobě měl tričko BAKA a viděli mě Japonci, tak se smáli.
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gamandžiru
(sl) pre-ejaculate, pre-ejaculatory fluid, Cowper's fluid, slang: pre-cum, dog water, speed drop
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bi-ru bara ni narimasu jo!
You will have a beer belly!
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šure-deィnga-noneko
Schrödinger's cat
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kumičou
boss (yakuza)/(P)
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anata ha okusan ni šihai sareteimasu.
You are governed by your wife.
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te ni kao wo uzumeru
facepalm
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hakononakanoneko
a cat in a box
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atode,hitori de nihonšu wo １rittoru wo nonda.
Potom jsem sám vypil litr sake.
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džibun de tašikamete mitara.
Find out for yourself
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ušihakusawokuu.
The cow eats grass.