funny words (baka)
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kinijotteuowomotomu
(id) to be unable to accomplish something because one has chosen the wrong method, to ask for the impossible, to look for fish by climbing a tree (Mencius)
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inšuunten
drunken driving
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edagaorenakatta.
The branch did not break.
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atode,hitori de nihonšu wo １rittoru wo nonda.
Potom jsem sám vypil litr sake.
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sake wo takusan nonda node,jopparaimašita.
Opil jsem se, protože jsem vypil moc alkoholu.
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činčin no ookisa ha dono kurai?
How big is your 'package'?
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tanaka san ha miccu no ko-hi- wo nomimašita kara,toire ni ikimasu.
Pan Tanaka jde na WC, protože vypil tři kávy.
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nidžikai
first after party
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bukkorošitejaru.
I will beat you to death.
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maitoši kusa wo katte,sošite hošite,usagi no esa ni šiteimasu.
Každý rok sekáme a sušíme trávu, a pak s ní krmíme králíky.
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hininsuru no wo wasurečatta.
I forgot to use protection!
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bašoku
heavy eating
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te ni kao wo uzumeru
facepalm
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moe
(1)sprouting, budding, (2)(m-sl) crush (anime, manga term), fascination, infatuation
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ušihakusawokuu.
The cow eats grass.
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gamandžiru
(sl) pre-ejaculate, pre-ejaculatory fluid, Cowper's fluid, slang: pre-cum, dog water, speed drop
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bakajarou!
(uk) (col) (id) idiot!
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naniiro no šitagi wo cuketeru ka ha ošienai kedo.
Jakou mám právě barvu spodního prádla ti ale neřeknu.
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jopparaččatta.
I'm drunk.
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bi-rubara
beer belly
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wataši no ie ha hakaba nojouni šizuka desu.
My house is as quiet as a graveyard.
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šikaeši bentou
revenge lunchbox
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čikan
pervert, molester, masher