funny words (baka)
kanji
anata ha okusan ni šihai sareteimasu.
You are governed by your wife.
kanji
maitoši kusa wo katte,sošite hošite,usagi no esa ni šiteimasu.
Každý rok sekáme a sušíme trávu, a pak s ní krmíme králíky.
kanji
bašoku
heavy eating
kanji
šikaeši bentou
revenge lunchbox
kanji
džimotonobi-ru
local beer
kanji
nezuminaki
whistling of a prostitute (to attract customers)
kanji
hakononakanoneko
a cat in a box
kanji
ušinočičiwošiboru
to milk a cow
kanji
gamandžiru
(sl) pre-ejaculate, pre-ejaculatory fluid, Cowper's fluid, slang: pre-cum, dog water, speed drop
kanji
džibun de tašikamete mitara.
Find out for yourself
kanji
bi-ru bara ni narimasu jo!
You will have a beer belly!
kanji
tanaka san ha miccu no ko-hi- wo nomimašita kara,toire ni ikimasu.
Pan Tanaka jde na WC, protože vypil tři kávy.
kanji
geiin
drinking hard, drinking like a fish
kanji
asa sekkususuru no ga suki desuka?
Do you like to make love in the morning?
kanji
nureta išou ga kanodžo no karada ni kuccuiteita.
The wet clothes clung to her body.
kanji
wataši ha baka desu .
Jsem blbec.
kanji
kutona-・hora no bi-ru ha ５００nen no dentou ga arimašita ga,heiten šite šimatta noha totemo zannen desu.
Kutnohorské pivo má tradici dlouhou pětset let, ale pivovar byl bohužel nedávno zavřen.
kanji
te ni kao wo uzumeru
facepalm
kanji
cubonomadžin
džin z láhve
kanji
atode,hitori de nihonšu wo １rittoru wo nonda.
Potom jsem sám vypil litr sake.
kanji
edagaorenakatta.
The branch did not break.
kanji
kuma ha jama ni sumu.
The bear lives in the mountains.
kanji
wataši no ie ha hakaba nojouni šizuka desu.
My house is as quiet as a graveyard.